"Why is everything here completely pointless? " – Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
On the outside, I try to project an image of having it all together. But underneath that, I'm kind of a disaster. Hence... the name of the site: GlossyVeneer.
I am Jill... I blog at GlossyVeneer... I've been blogging for a really long time... Welcome to my world.
The commercial for the new Pretzel M&M’s was on TV… the one where one of the talking M&M’s is all upset because they’re going to “shove a pretzel inside” of him. The pretzel is standing next to him, mildly perturbed but in general he’s not that upset, just ready to get on with the…. uh… merger.
Anywho… the commercial comes on and my husband comments: “And yet, he’s okay with the nuts.”
Oh the double entendre thoughts that come from that…
I had a dream the other night.
That statement alone is odd enough. Or at least if I alter it to say “I had a dream the other night that I actually remember.” Because that rarely happens.
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I was riding a bus. A Greyhound-type bus on a long trip on freeways, not a city bus. The bus was pretty full, so I had to sit down next to a stranger on the bus. That stranger was my husband.
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