I stopped at the gas station after my eye appointment. While I was getting a drink, I overheard a conversation between a customer and a gas station employee that amused me.
Customer: How much are the hot dogs?
Employee: 2 for $2.22, see the sign there.
Customer: Yeah, but I don’t want two, I just want one.
Employee: But they’re 2 for $2.22
Customer: I only want one. How much is one?
Employee: I’m not sure. Probably half of $2.22.
Customer: How much is that?
Employee: I don’t know, I’m not working the register today.