"Why is everything here completely pointless? " – Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
On the outside, I try to project an image of having it all together. But underneath that, I'm kind of a disaster. Hence... the name of the site: GlossyVeneer.
I am Jill... I blog at GlossyVeneer... I've been blogging for a really long time... Welcome to my world.
The husband flips through a magazine and comments as he comes across something, “Oooh… I can enter a contest to win a chainsaw.”
I look at him and say, “What would you do with a chainsaw?”
He states, matter-of-factly, “Learn to juggle.”
I reply, “I think you would need to buy a couple more chainsaws to accomplish that.”
“If you insist.”
