GlossyVeneer

Well, the spousal unit and I are taking a giant step forward into the ADULT WORLD.

Earlier this year when I said I wasn�t an exhibitionist, I totally lied. Deep down, I�ve always harbored this secret desire to expose myself to complete strangers. So after getting up the nerve to accomplish a few drive-by flashings, I felt confident enough to start working on my dream.

I scoured the internet and found a school to learn my new trade. Even though this school isn�t accredited by regular academic entities, it�s got clout where it counts. (I�m a poet�) I applied and I was accepted into their prestigious stripping program where I will also earn a minor in pole dancing.

The school is located in Las Vegas, so my husband and I are going to pack our bags and move to Sin City. It will be a little tough at first to make ends meet, but I figure once I�m done with my schooling, things will be much better. The school has an excellent placement program and they promise to get every student a spot in a prominent Las Vegas show. So after I complete the 15 month course, I will be a certified stripper. My mom will be so proud.

The school supplies each student with a stripper name when they receive their acceptance letter. My new name is Vespa Pez. Remember that name folks, it�s going to be all over Las Vegas some day, on the top of taxi cabs next to a photo of my g-string clad butt (with the bruise airbrushed out, because that�s not likely to be gone by then).

Okay�..

That is mainly a big lie. But there is one element of truth to it. No, I didn�t flash some strangers from my car. I am moving to Las Vegas. My husband was offered a job by an accounting firm and he has accepted. We will be moving next summer. I don�t know exactly what day we�ll move, but at this time next year I will be a Nevada resident.

Will I have to stop posting once I move there since �What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?�

I am so going to break that rule.

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