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	<title>Comments on: Giving “Pain in the Ass” New Meaning</title>
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		<title>By: Sheila Phillips</title>
		<link>http://glossyveneer.com/2004/09/22/giving-pain-in-the-ass-new-meaning/#comment-9240</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I read this with eager anticipation as I did almost the same thing down my own stairs at home, but I am old so would not want anyone to see my bum,not much bruising to show,I am still sufering a lot of pain in my bum and have not seen a doctor, hoping it will eventually improve so you have all my sympathy hope you get better soon.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I read this with eager anticipation as I did almost the same thing down my own stairs at home, but I am old so would not want anyone to see my bum,not much bruising to show,I am still sufering a lot of pain in my bum and have not seen a doctor, hoping it will eventually improve so you have all my sympathy hope you get better soon.</p>
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		<title>By: Delellis</title>
		<link>http://glossyveneer.com/2004/09/22/giving-pain-in-the-ass-new-meaning/#comment-4363</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Very funny article^^ , I went with my friends to watch Wimbledon when it premiered here and your right it didn&#039;t meet the expectation caused by all the hype , I zoned out several times during the movie while watching it.

Ouch, hope your ok and you recovered from your butt fall , If the pain persists or gets worse I urge you to see your doctor just to make sure nothing serious is going on.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very funny article^^ , I went with my friends to watch Wimbledon when it premiered here and your right it didn&#8217;t meet the expectation caused by all the hype , I zoned out several times during the movie while watching it.</p>
<p>Ouch, hope your ok and you recovered from your butt fall , If the pain persists or gets worse I urge you to see your doctor just to make sure nothing serious is going on.</p>
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		<title>By: Neil Has Another Great Idea &#171; Allandnothingatthesametime&#8217;s Weblog</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] HA! That’s awesome, the Butt Incident! You know the people that say they can predict the changing weather by a feeling in their joints [...]]]></description>
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		<title>By: GlossyVeneer &#187; Interview with ME!</title>
		<link>http://glossyveneer.com/2004/09/22/giving-pain-in-the-ass-new-meaning/#comment-4362</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[GlossyVeneer &#187; Interview with ME!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] HA! That&#8217;s awesome, the Butt Incident! You know the people that say they can predict the changing weather by a feeling in their joints [...]]]></description>
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		<title>By: Reaching the end of the Incident? at glossyveneer.com</title>
		<link>http://glossyveneer.com/2004/09/22/giving-pain-in-the-ass-new-meaning/#comment-4360</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Reaching the end of the Incident? at glossyveneer.com]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 00:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Butt Incident 2004: 1 - 2 - 3      Filed under: Just Life   &#160;&#160;&#124;&#160;&#160;      &#160; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>By: More About My Butt at glossyveneer.com</title>
		<link>http://glossyveneer.com/2004/09/22/giving-pain-in-the-ass-new-meaning/#comment-4359</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[More About My Butt at glossyveneer.com]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 21:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Won&#8217;t You Please Look at My Butt?? at glossyveneer.com</title>
		<link>http://glossyveneer.com/2004/09/22/giving-pain-in-the-ass-new-meaning/#comment-4358</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Won&#8217;t You Please Look at My Butt?? at glossyveneer.com]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 21:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Neil</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Neil]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2004 05:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m really sorry that you hurt yourself, but that was the best post I&#039;ve read on your site!

Very well written and very funny.

My favorite part was, &quot;I am not an exhibitionist by any means, but I have never wanted to take a picture of my bare ass more than I do at this time. Not only do I want a picture, I want to post it on the web, because this bruise is horrible.&quot;

I think you should definitely take a picture, because if you don&#039;t die, and your right ass cheek actually heals, you will want to remember this, the worst bruise of all time.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m really sorry that you hurt yourself, but that was the best post I&#8217;ve read on your site!</p>
<p>Very well written and very funny.</p>
<p>My favorite part was, &#8220;I am not an exhibitionist by any means, but I have never wanted to take a picture of my bare ass more than I do at this time. Not only do I want a picture, I want to post it on the web, because this bruise is horrible.&#8221;</p>
<p>I think you should definitely take a picture, because if you don&#8217;t die, and your right ass cheek actually heals, you will want to remember this, the worst bruise of all time.</p>
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