On the outside, I try to project an image of having it all together. But underneath that, I'm kind of a disaster. Hence... the name of the site: GlossyVeneer. Those horrible commercials where a bear or a rabbit or an elephant or some other animal is settling in with a newspaper and their Charmin toilet paper for a nice relaxing dump behind a tree. This is something that I never wanted to think about, but here it is, a cutesy little cartoon explaining how much animals love to wipe their butts with Charmin. Nasty.
2001/08/27
Things That Must Go
That creepy commercial in which the family is singing about not having anything for dinner and some weird singing cowboy shows up and talks about how they can have Old El Paso tacos or something like that. Why would anybody just act like it is completely normal to have a singing cowboy walk into your kitchen? And taco’s don’t need their own theme song.
